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5003Ah yes hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace.....PREVIEWORDER

5007Ah yes, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace, so errr, leave a message, we'll treat that as your verbal footprint and trace you back to your place.....PREVIEWORDER

5016Explosion Hi and thank you for calling but we're on our online bomb making seminar ...…PREVIEWORDER

5009Hello and thanks for calling but we're online, please feel free to leave a message.....PREVIEWORDER

5010Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. No-one can take your call right now because A, We're surfing the internet or B, we're on another call or C, we're doing lunch, D Abducted by aliens.......PREVIEWORDER

5005Hello, I would have been engaged when you phoned if it wasn't for this internet answering machine thing.......PREVIEWORDER

5012Hello, please don't waste your time leaving a message, email me instead.....PREVIEWORDER

5018Hello, you know they say that it's better to give someone a net and teach them how to fish than it is to just give them a fish.....PREVIEWORDER

5001Hey, wow, yeah! We probably are home but somebody is surfing the web .....PREVIEWORDER

5006Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email a recent photograph of yourself and we'll assess the returnability for a return phone call ......PREVIEWORDER

5015Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email us a recent photograph of yourself.......PREVIEWORDER

5017Hi, thanks for calling. We can see your imcoming call but we are ignoring it....PREVIEWORDER

5004Hi, this may seem a little hard to believe but we're stuck on the web. We've been here a wee while now but we seem to be able to get off .....PREVIEWORDER

5008Hi, we are home but we're online please leave a message with your phone number and email address, if we don't call, we'll email you.....PREVIEWORDER

5011Hi, we're here but we're on the net that's why this internet answering machine thingy answered ......PREVIEWORDER

5013Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice hypertext markup language.....PREVIEWORDER

5002Tennis match in background Hi, thanks for calling but we're on the net which is a real bad place to be at a tennis match..…PREVIEWORDER

5014Whipping sound Hello, this connection has been hijacked by www.whipme.com..…PREVIEWORDER
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