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4013At the tone, please leave you name and number, mastercard or visa number.....PREVIEWORDER

4006Dame Edna Well, hello possums, I'm so sorry that I can't pickup the megastar hotline..…PREVIEWORDER

4011Dame Edna Well, hello possums, I'm so sorry that I can't pickup the megastar hotline..…PREVIEWORDER

4008Goodday my child and welcome to dial a confession.....PREVIEWORDER

4012Hello and welcome to the Springfield police department rescue phone. If you know the name of the fellony being committed then please press 1.....PREVIEWORDER

4022Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman. Number 5, we probably don't want one anyway, number 4, we don't have enough money for your imaginary high priced product. Number 3, we said no the first time .....PREVIEWORDER

4019Hello, if you're calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt or some other obligation please press 1 and hang up now, if you're selling some kind of product or service or requesting charitable donations please press 2 and hang up now.....PREVIEWORDER

4015Hello, I'm a voicemail machine capable of recording messages but to save you time, the people at this address do not need windows or a hot tub........PREVIEWORDER

4018Hello, my time is billed at $845 per hour, please begin your message with your mastercard or visa number.....PREVIEWORDER

4026Hi and thanks for calling but my wife and I can't get to the phone right now........PREVIEWORDER

4020Hi and thanks for calling. Please leave you name, number and a message after the tone, if we like the sound of you then we'll call you back........PREVIEWORDER

4005Hi and welcome to our fun phoneline where you can talk to our voicemail machine for only $2.99 per minute. Please tell us your credit card details after the tone.....PREVIEWORDER

4016Hi, my husband and I can't get to the phone right now.....PREVIEWORDER

4024Hi, thanks for calling. We can see your imcoming call but so far we're ignoring it.....PREVIEWORDER

4014Hi, we're not home right now but if you're calling about the money, the cheque is in the post.....PREVIEWORDER

4007Irish accent Thank you for calling the confessional hotline..…PREVIEWORDER

4004Thank you for calling the suicide hotline.....PREVIEWORDER

4009Thanks for calling dial a shrink, I can't come to the phone right now.....PREVIEWORDER

4021The number you have reached has not been disconnected and is still in service. Please leave your message at the sound of the tone.....PREVIEWORDER

4001Toilet Flushing Hello, Incontinence hotline..…PREVIEWORDER

4017Warning...This call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being traced to your number.....PREVIEWORDER

4010"Welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly 01 "PREVIEWORDER

4003Welcome, you have reached the 6th sense detective agency. We know who you are and we know what you wan't.....PREVIEWORDER

4002Welcome, you have reached the pshycic hotline, I am picking up something from you.....PREVIEWORDER

4023Yeah, hi. We are at home but we're avoiding someone, please leave your name and number after the tone and find out if it's you.....PREVIEWORDER
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