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3023Arnold Schwarzenegar Asta la vista baby. Don't terminate your call, leave your message after the tone, I'll be back..…PREVIEWORDER

3001"Austin Powers No one's home baby. leave a message and we'll be sure to get back to you...Oh behave!..... 01"PREVIEWORDER

3006Bogart Of all the answering machines in all the world, you had to call ours, We'll get back to you, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.....PREVIEWORDER

3027Britney Spears Hi, this is Britney Spears. Sometimes my friend can't get to the phone and this is one of those times.…PREVIEWORDER

3005Congratulations! You are the 5,000,000th caller today. You have won a brand new car, providing of course that you can answer these questions.You have 15 seconds to tell us your name, number and to name all the victims on the Titanic.....PREVIEWORDER

3010Dame Edna Well hello possums, I'm sorry that I'm unable to pick up the megastar hotline..…PREVIEWORDER

3028Del Boy and Rodney I'm afraid there's nobody available to take your call at the moment....oi! gimme that you little tart.....PREVIEWORDER

3011Elvis - Hey there baby, this is the king. I am a little busy right now...PREVIEWORDER

3020Get ready for action as Non-Stop Fox brings you 'The World most Scariest phone Messages 4....PREVIEWORDER

3024Hello and welcome to telephone tag time again, here's how we play. First, you leave a message .....PREVIEWORDER

3019Hello there and welcome to the show. Todays topic is voicemail devices and why we love to hate them .....PREVIEWORDER

3025Hello....May I say who's calling? Oh yes, I've heard alot about you, you must be someone very special!.....PREVIEWORDER

3009Hi and welcome to our fun phoneline where you can talk to our voicemail machine for only $2.99 per minute, please leave you credit card details after the tone.....PREVIEWORDER

3013Hi there and welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device, coming to you every day .....PREVIEWORDER

3029Homer Simpson Hello, you've reached the home of whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now because we're at Moe's tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer.....PREVIEWORDER

3012In Japan the hand can be used like a knife.....PREVIEWORDER

3004In the space time continuum has connected you to a channel in the 21st century .....PREVIEWORDER

3015Incidental music And now....From the household you tried to reach, the untold story about how they missed your call. Relive the exciting drama of a return call..…PREVIEWORDER

3014Incidental music Hello.... Have the lambs stoppped screaming? Don't bother with a trace, I won't be on long enough.....PREVIEWORDER

3030James Stewart Eh, eh, listen carefully, I, I, have only ten seconds to explain to you how to leave a message on one of these machines.....PREVIEWORDER

3031John Wayne Hold on there pilgrim, just because this is an answering machine doesn't give you the right to hang up.....PREVIEWORDER

3032Julian Clary Hello, yes, it's an answering machine, I've just slipped out......PREVIEWORDER

3007Kermit the Frog Hello, Kermit the Frog here, testing 1 2 3, ahem, Gee, I must have a frog in my throat ..…PREVIEWORDER

3033Madonna What are you calling for? Remember when you her the beep to express yourself.....PREVIEWORDER

3017Mick Jagger 'ello, yeah, awight. Ere, how you all doin' out there? ..…PREVIEWORDER

3002Mission Impossible Hello, your mission should you choose to accept it is to leave your name, number and a brief message after the beep. This recording will self destruct..... PREVIEWORDER

3034Monty Python What is it you great pillock, why do you persist in bothering us......PREVIEWORDER

3035Ned Flanders Well howdillydoodleeydooo, (caller hangs up) hello, hello, hellodleyodley.PREVIEWORDER

3021Pulp Fiction Theme Hi telemarketers. One big phone scam. It's Quentin Tarantino's, Resevoir Phones.....PREVIEWORDER

3018The sweeping saga of love and war in the old South, comes to a voicemail box near you. It's 'Gone from the phone'.....PREVIEWORDER

3026The Young Ones Now, will you get that bloody phone...Ooo, I just did Vivien. Well, Neil, could you kindly tell them that we can't get to the phone..…PREVIEWORDER

3016Well, howdy. Since there's no-one here 'cept Smith, Wesson and me, I bet you're dying to hang up and not leave a message.....PREVIEWORDER

3022You, 'sup. Make sure that you leave a message that's funky.....PREVIEWORDER
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